Matches played weekend 06/05/2020 (Week 1 | Next week)
1st XI v Load of Bankers CC - LOST by 8 wickets (0 points), 60 spectators, 94 bar takings
2nd XI v Wormholes - WON by 7 wickets (5 points), 28 spectators, 94 bar takings
3rd XI v Catholic Sloggers - WON by 6 wickets (5 points), 8 spectators, 47 bar takings
| Player | Type | Runs | Bowling | Catches | Weekly points | Season to date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Awais thelads | All-rounder | 9 | 0-77 | 1 | -9 | -9 |
| Batty Boy | Batsman | 79 | n/a | 0 | 287 | 287 |
| Beardy Gav | All-rounder | DNB | 1-5 | 0 | 35 | 35 |
| Belt n Braces | Batsman | 10 | n/a | 0 | 30 | 30 |
| Big Ben | Batsman | 61 | n/a | 0 | 233 | 233 |
| Big Bird | All-rounder | 16 | 0-8 | 1 | 74 | 74 |
| Bradshaw Meadows | Bowler | 16 | 3-22 | 1 | 196 | 196 |
| Brooky Instrumental | Bowler | DNB | 4-12 | 1 | 198 | 198 |
| Chinese George | Batsman | 4 | n/a | 1 | 62 | 62 |
| Clean-shaven Aussie | Batsman | 0 | n/a | 0 | -25 | -25 |
| Clifford Teflon | Wicketkeeper | 32 | n/a | 1 | 136 | 136 |
| Curious George | Wicketkeeper | 17 | n/a | 2 | 131 | 131 |
| Danny Boxface | Batsman | 8 | n/a | 0 | 24 | 24 |
| Daz Woodpecker | Bowler | 9 | 4-62 | 1 | 175 | 175 |
| Dee Lightful | Batsman | 77 | n/a | 1 | 331 | 331 |
| Dickie P | Batsman | 0 | n/a | 0 | -25 | -25 |
| Doc P | All-rounder | 17 | 3-34 | 1 | 170 | 170 |
| Fazzy Beast | Bowler | 0 | 3-22 | 1 | 138 | 138 |
| Hayesy Fantasie | Wicketkeeper | 15 | n/a | 1 | 85 | 85 |
| Katie Paceace | Bowler | 8 | 5-39 | 0 | 235 | 235 |
| Kev Slippage | Wicketkeeper | 31 | n/a | 1 | 133 | 133 |
| Kobbers the Clobber | Batsman | 24 | n/a | 1 | 122 | 122 |
| Marshy Fartpants | Bowler | DNB | 1-6 | 0 | 34 | 34 |
| Mr Adidas | Bowler | 0 | 1-17 | 0 | 13 | 13 |
| N Flecture | Bowler | 21 | 7-37 | 0 | 356 | 356 |
| Nath the Ath | Bowler | 15 | 1-40 | 1 | 95 | 95 |
| Nelly C | All-rounder | 5 | 2-8 | 0 | 82 | 82 |
| Nickolad | Batsman | 14 | n/a | 1 | 92 | 92 |
| Paceman Smalls | Bowler | 5 | 6-57 | 1 | 298 | 298 |
| Parky 1990 | Batsman | 48 | n/a | 0 | 144 | 144 |
| Parky Peakrunner | Bowler | 1 | 1-46 | 1 | 47 | 47 |
| Rattatat Tatts | Batsman | 3 | n/a | 1 | 59 | 59 |
| Ricky Minaj | Batsman | 8 | n/a | 0 | 24 | 24 |
| Rowdy the Grinder | Batsman | 65 | n/a | 1 | 295 | 295 |
| Sail Away | Bowler | 29 | 3-9 | 1 | 248 | 248 |
| Samwise Scorepants | Bowler | 1 | 2-1 | 0 | 82 | 82 |
| Skipper Ry | All-rounder | 33 | 1-11 | 0 | 95 | 95 |
| Tom Lefty | Batsman | 71 | n/a | 1 | 313 | 313 |
| Watts Occurring | Batsman | 5 | n/a | 0 | 15 | 15 |
| Whokilled Kenni | Wicketkeeper | 7 | n/a | 2 | 101 | 101 |
| Zzzzzzzeeeeee | Batsman | 42 | n/a | 1 | 176 | 176 |
A blinding start for our first leaderboard number 1 Mark Parky (and his Crew) and Daz Wood as they both crack the magical 2,000 points thanks to some excellent picks. Strong results all round except for those unfortunate enough to select Dickie P and Clean Shaven Aussie among their batsmen! There were 5 wicket hauls from Katie Paceace, Nick Flecture and Paceman Smalls, while Batty Boy topped the batting scores with a thoughtful 79. Things can - and no doubt will - turn around in matchday two, with the Fat Arses especially hoping to climb off the *ahem* bottom!
| Pos | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Parky's Crew (Mark Parky) | 2047 |
| 2 | Dazzlers (Daz Wood) | 2000 |
| 3 | Kev's Spitfires (Kev) | 1986 |
| 4 | Clifford's Clowns (Clive) | 1861 |
| 5 | Keepy Uppy (Mandi) | 1744 |
| 6 | Doc P's Barmy Army (Doc P) | 1707 |
| 7 | Jaffa (Toby Meehan) | 1675 |
| 8 | Exeter Gently (Chinese George) | 1644 |
| 9 | Brooky's Boys (Ste B) | 1642 |
| 10 | Turn Village People (Dickie P) | 1585 |
| 11 | We Do Things Right Here (Ry M) | 1583 |
| 12 | Fenton Flyers (Laura F) | 1544 |
| 13 | Oh Hello! (Craig Parky) | 1510 |
| 14 | Gavton Ladyboys (Gav) | 1496 |
| 15 | Vice's XI (Nick M) | 1358 |
| 16 | Freda's Felching Fielders (Watty) | 1300 |
| 17 | Scorepants XI (Sam Collins) | 1262 |
| 18 | King of the Kippax (Keni) | 1240 |
| 19 | Silly Sloggers (Ben B) | 1218 |
| 20 | Fat Arses (Rick) | 1048 |
| Pos | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Parky's Crew (Mark Parky) | 2047 |
| 2 | Dazzlers (Daz Wood) | 2000 |
| 3 | Kev's Spitfires (Kev) | 1986 |
| 4 | Clifford's Clowns (Clive) | 1861 |
| 5 | Keepy Uppy (Mandi) | 1744 |
| 6 | Doc P's Barmy Army (Doc P) | 1707 |
| 7 | Jaffa (Toby Meehan) | 1675 |
| 8 | Exeter Gently (Chinese George) | 1644 |
| 9 | Brooky's Boys (Ste B) | 1642 |
| 10 | Turn Village People (Dickie P) | 1585 |
| 11 | We Do Things Right Here (Ry M) | 1583 |
| 12 | Fenton Flyers (Laura F) | 1544 |
| 13 | Oh Hello! (Craig Parky) | 1510 |
| 14 | Gavton Ladyboys (Gav) | 1496 |
| 15 | Vice's XI (Nick M) | 1358 |
| 16 | Freda's Felching Fielders (Watty) | 1300 |
| 17 | Scorepants XI (Sam Collins) | 1262 |
| 18 | King of the Kippax (Keni) | 1240 |
| 19 | Silly Sloggers (Ben B) | 1218 |
| 20 | Fat Arses (Rick) | 1048 |
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