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POLICY DOCUMENTS
APRIL 2024: DICKIE P BECOMES FIRST HUMAN TO DIG TO EARTH'S CORE
Congrats to Dickie on achieving something no person has ever managed - digging to the Earth's core as part of the project to bring new overseas Lachlan to Crompton Meadows
APRIL 2023: HUNT BEGINS FOR LOST NICKNAME
Can you help locate the missing nickname and restore one man's lost identity?
It's out with the historically challenged and in with the modern as the club embraces snowflake-ism
APRIL 2022: 'ELITE UMPIRE' MAGAZINE LAUNCHES
Discover the new publication for the discerning man in the middle, with a familiar figure on the cover
TSJ SET TO BECOME TOTTINGTON VACCINE HUB
From early April, Crompton Meadows will become the latest local vaccination centre - the staff is in place!
CROMPTON MEADOWS "TOO FLAT", SLOPES SET TO RETURN APRIL 2021
Our recent GMCL ground inspection has revealed that Crompton Meadows is too flat. Efforts are now underway to reintroduce the famous outfield "hills"
Apparently flush with cash, the cricket committee of TSJ announce their latest scoop!
The latest fundraising venture from the club shows off #TSJNAKEDAMBITION
TSJ STUDIOS PRESENT: STRAIGHT OUTTA CROMPTON MEADOWS
A generation in the making, the definitive TSJCC movie has finally arrived ...
CLUB UNVEILS 'TOTTY TOURER', OUR NEW LUXURY COACH
No more uncomfortable travelling to games - we reveal our new custom transportation vehicle, the 'Totty Tourer'
Today sees the launch of TSC FM, an exciting new club venture!
Ooooh what a carry on! Our loveable heroes star in their own feature ... matron!
Ambitious new plans for the construction of a clock tower and new pavilion are announced today
MIKE WATTS "DRESS UP DOLL" LAUNCHED!
Be part of TSJ history with this exclusive limited-edition dress up doll of our hero!
DICKIE P ARRESTED ON VANDALISM CHARGES
From destroying centuries-old trees to arson, former Treasurer Peacock faces new charges
NEW RECRUIT BRET MAKES WWE DEBUT
Bret Collins is now a WWE superstar; from Monday night nets to Monday Night RAW
We have also formed a link with Dean and colleagues Down Under to launch the Australian version of our site
OVER 220 LOST BALLS RECLAIMED FROM ISLAND LODGE
Dredging work by the Irwell Rivers Authority provides a terrific haul for the club
CLUB LAUNCHES NEW SLIPPER RANGE
After the tracksuits, training gear and shorts comes the ultimate in luxury footwear
BUILDERS UNEARTH SI MARSH SKID-FREE UNDERCRACKERS
