Matches played weekend 27/05/2020 (Previous week | Week 4 | Next week)
1st XI v Benidorm Alkys - LOST by 98 runs (0 points), 63 spectators, 75 bar takings
2nd XI v Catholic Sloggers - WON by 23 runs (4 points), 48 spectators, 235 bar takings
3rd XI v Wormholes - ABANDONED / No Result (2 points), 16 spectators, 74 bar takings
| Player | Type | Runs | Bowling | Catches | Weekly points | Season to date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Awais thelads | All-rounder | 6 | 4-1 | 0 | 171 | 358 |
| Batty Boy | Batsman | 49 | n/a | 1 | 197 | 901 |
| Beardy Gav | All-rounder | 15 | 1-33 | 0 | 37 | 201 |
| Belt n Braces | Batsman | 34 | n/a | 1 | 152 | 351 |
| Big Ben | Batsman | 69 | n/a | 0 | 257 | 556 |
| Big Bird | All-rounder | 41 | 2-3 | 0 | 159 | 189 |
| Bradshaw Meadows | Bowler | 1 | 1-40 | 0 | 3 | 435 |
| Brooky Instrumental | Bowler | 7 | 2-15 | 1 | 136 | 882 |
| Chinese George | Batsman | 62 | n/a | 0 | 236 | 588 |
| Clean-shaven Aussie | Batsman | 7 | n/a | 0 | 21 | 109 |
| Clifford Teflon | Wicketkeeper | 2 | n/a | 3 | 126 | 531 |
| Curious George | Wicketkeeper | 33 | n/a | 1 | 139 | 356 |
| Danny Boxface | Batsman | 1 | n/a | 1 | 53 | 477 |
| Daz Woodpecker | Bowler | DNB | 2-10 | 1 | 120 | 723 |
| Dee Lightful | Batsman | DNB | n/a | 1 | 50 | 688 |
| Dickie P | Batsman | 3 | n/a | 0 | 9 | 213 |
| Doc P | All-rounder | 7 | 1-10 | 1 | 94 | 556 |
| Fazzy Beast | Bowler | DNB | 1-0 | 0 | 40 | 376 |
| Hayesy Fantasie | Wicketkeeper | DNB | n/a | 2 | 80 | 348 |
| Katie Paceace | Bowler | 7 | 3-36 | 0 | 105 | 472 |
| Kev Slippage | Wicketkeeper | 10 | n/a | 1 | 70 | 346 |
| Kobbers the Clobber | Batsman | 21 | n/a | 0 | 63 | 327 |
| Marshy Fartpants | Bowler | 0 | 1-41 | 1 | 39 | 272 |
| Mr Adidas | Bowler | 2 | 1-26 | 1 | 70 | 529 |
| N Flecture | Bowler | 38 | 1-28 | 1 | 176 | 681 |
| Nath the Ath | Bowler | 9 | 4-1 | 1 | 236 | 704 |
| Nelly C | All-rounder | DNB | 2-5 | 0 | 75 | 258 |
| Nickolad | Batsman | 10 | n/a | 1 | 80 | 374 |
| Paceman Smalls | Bowler | 20 | 2-62 | 1 | 128 | 928 |
| Parky 1990 | Batsman | 61 | n/a | 0 | 233 | 437 |
| Parky Peakrunner | Bowler | 9 | 4-18 | 0 | 169 | 554 |
| Rattatat Tatts | Batsman | 45 | n/a | 0 | 135 | 307 |
| Ricky Minaj | Batsman | 19 | n/a | 1 | 107 | 162 |
| Rowdy the Grinder | Batsman | 94 | n/a | 0 | 332 | 826 |
| Sail Away | Bowler | 1 | 1-5 | 0 | 38 | 546 |
| Samwise Scorepants | Bowler | 6 | 6-6 | 1 | 352 | 586 |
| Skipper Ry | All-rounder | 101 | 0-0 | 1 | 302 | 407 |
| Tom Lefty | Batsman | 59 | n/a | 1 | 277 | 1052 |
| Watts Occurring | Batsman | 16 | n/a | 1 | 98 | 295 |
| Whokilled Kenni | Wicketkeeper | 1 | n/a | 2 | 83 | 342 |
| Zzzzzzzeeeeee | Batsman | 16 | n/a | 1 | 98 | 402 |
Some heavy drinking was on display at the 2nd XI victory vs keen rivals Catholic Sloggers; the weekend inspired some of our players, with Skipper Ry notching the first ton of the season, and Rowdy the Grinder amassing 94! Awais the Lads took a splendid 4-1, while Samwise Scorepants starred with an incredible 6-6 at Wormholes! Finally among the player milestones Tom Lefty continued his solid start to the season, and has passed 1,000 points!
The team situation threw up some cracking results. While Dazzlers continue to have a blinding run, it's Brooky's Boys who pull off the real surprise, coming in second this week! The Gavton Ladyboys also performed well and have moved into the top five overall. Clifford's Clowns continue to dominate overall, but former scorer Laura has moved into second place! Rick's Fat Arses continue to struggle!
| Pos | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dazzlers (Daz Wood) | 1957 |
| 2 | Brooky's Boys (Ste B) | 1860 |
| 3 | Fenton Flyers (Laura F) | 1859 |
| 4 | We Do Things Right Here (Ry M) | 1763 |
| 5 | Gavton Ladyboys (Gav) | 1756 |
| 6 | Scorepants XI (Sam Collins) | 1740 |
| 7 | Turn Village People (Dickie P) | 1731 |
| 8 | Parky's Crew (Mark Parky) | 1705 |
| 9 | Clifford's Clowns (Clive) | 1675 |
| 10 | King of the Kippax (Keni) | 1666 |
| 11 | Fat Arses (Rick) | 1627 |
| 12 | Oh Hello! (Craig Parky) | 1562 |
| 13 | Exeter Gently (Chinese George) | 1540 |
| 14 | Silly Sloggers (Ben B) | 1458 |
| 15 | Doc P's Barmy Army (Doc P) | 1447 |
| 16 | Freda's Felching Fielders (Watty) | 1416 |
| 17 | Kev's Spitfires (Kev) | 1399 |
| 18 | Keepy Uppy (Mandi) | 1279 |
| 19 | Vice's XI (Nick M) | 1238 |
| 20 | Jaffa (Toby Meehan) | 1054 |
| Pos | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Clifford's Clowns (Clive) | 7270 |
| 2 | Fenton Flyers (Laura F) | 6470 |
| 3 | Dazzlers (Daz Wood) | 6394 |
| 4 | Keepy Uppy (Mandi) | 6131 |
| 5 | Gavton Ladyboys (Gav) | 6124 |
| 6 | Parky's Crew (Mark Parky) | 6095 |
| 7 | Exeter Gently (Chinese George) | 6056 |
| 8 | Turn Village People (Dickie P) | 6036 |
| 9 | Brooky's Boys (Ste B) | 6002 |
| 10 | Kev's Spitfires (Kev) | 5865 |
| 11 | Doc P's Barmy Army (Doc P) | 5862 |
| 12 | Vice's XI (Nick M) | 5854 |
| 13 | We Do Things Right Here (Ry M) | 5726 |
| 14 | Oh Hello! (Craig Parky) | 5648 |
| 15 | Freda's Felching Fielders (Watty) | 5521 |
| 16 | Jaffa (Toby Meehan) | 5468 |
| 17 | King of the Kippax (Keni) | 5443 |
| 18 | Scorepants XI (Sam Collins) | 5259 |
| 19 | Silly Sloggers (Ben B) | 5164 |
| 20 | Fat Arses (Rick) | 5157 |
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