TSJ LAUNCH NEW MIKE WATTS DOLL!
EXCLUSIVE WEB OFFER
The first 25 orders received will also get the "Mike Watts cricket kit bag" free; as well as a replica set of whites and a bat with a hole in the middle, the bag includes hair straighteners, four bottles of gel, leg wax, eye liner, 3 gallons of fake tan, lash curlers, a pinch of sarcasm and a pamphlet: "My 3 favourite Doctors".
Any similarity to persons living or dead is entirely deliberate.
Further products from the TSJ range coming soon include the Si Marsh "Tour edition" jockstrap, Kieran Coe fireworks (guaranteed to go off pyrotechnically once every 10 years), and the Stu Batigan plank