DICKIE P ARRESTED ON VANDALISM CHARGES
Former club Treasurer Richard Peacock was arrested earlier today whilst loitering down a hole somewhere on the TSJCC outfield. Charges included random digging up of fields, arson, and the wanton and unprovoked destruction of a 400 year old tree which has been a community focal point.
Peacock has long been a known associate of two other wanted individuals, "Notorious" DRP and fellow Yorkshire tinkerer, Kieran "Pyrotechnics" Coe. Police are seeking any updates on their whereabouts.