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APRIL 2022: 'ELITE UMPIRE' MAGAZINE LAUNCHES

Discover the new publication for the discerning man in the middle, with a familiar figure on the cover

CROMPTON MEADOWS "TOO FLAT", SLOPES SET TO RETURN APRIL 2021

Our recent GMCL ground inspection has revealed that Crompton Meadows is too flat. Efforts are now underway to reintroduce the famous outfield "hills"

TOTTS SIGN UP HORNBY

Apparently flush with cash, the cricket committee of TSJ announce their latest scoop!

TOTTS LAUNCH CHARITY CALENDAR

The latest fundraising venture from the club shows off #TSJNAKEDAMBITION

TSJ STUDIOS PRESENT: STRAIGHT OUTTA CROMPTON MEADOWS

A generation in the making, the definitive TSJCC movie has finally arrived ...

CLUB UNVEILS 'TOTTY TOURER', OUR NEW LUXURY COACH

No more uncomfortable travelling to games - we reveal our new custom transportation vehicle, the 'Totty Tourer'

TSC COMMUNITY RADIO LAUNCHES

Today sees the launch of TSC FM, an exciting new club venture!

TSJ AND WOODBANK TO MERGE IN 2018

They've been our feeder club for so long, now Woodbank are set to merge with TSJ

DICKIE P ARRESTED ON VANDALISM CHARGES

From destroying centuries-old trees to arson, former Treasurer Peacock faces new charges

NEW RECRUIT BRET MAKES WWE DEBUT

Bret Collins is now a WWE superstar; from Monday night nets to Monday Night RAW

CLUB LAUNCH NEW WEBSITES

Due to excessive bandwidth usage, TSJCC today launches its new mirror site and we have also formed a link with ex-pats Down Under to launch the Australian version of our site

CLOCK TOWER PLANS REVEALED

Ambitious new plans for the construction of a clock tower and new pavilion are announced today

MIKE WATTS "DRESS UP DOLL" LAUNCHED!

Be part of TSJ history with this exclusive limited-edition dress up doll of our hero!

OVER 220 LOST BALLS RECLAIMED FROM ISLAND LODGE

Dredging work by the Irwell Rivers Authority provides a terrific haul for the club

CLUB LAUNCHES NEW SLIPPER RANGE

After the tracksuits, training gear and shorts comes the ultimate in luxury footwear

CARRY ON CROMPTON MEADOWS

Ooooh what a carry on! Our loveable heroes star in their own feature ... matron!

STE BROOKS RETURNS TO TOTTY
APR
5
BORIS UNVEILS PRIZE WINNING LEEKS
APR
9
STE BROOKS JOINS WOODBANK
APR
11
STE BROOKS RETURNS TO TOTTY
APR
23
STE BROOKS JOINS WOODBANK
MAY
3
STE BROOKS RETURNS TO TOTTY
MAY
9
STE BROOKS JOINS WOODBANK
MAY
17
CHINESE GEORGE DEPORTED
MAY
19
STE BROOKS RETURNS TO TOTTY
MAY
25
STE BROOKS JOINS WOODBANK
JUN
3
STE BROOKS RETURNS TO TOTTY
JUN
15
STE BROOKS JOINS WOODBANK
JUN
17
GLASTONBURY MUD BATH
JUL
1
STE BROOKS RETURNS TO TOTTY
JUL
4
STE BROOKS JOINS WOODBANK
JUL
19
STE BROOKS RETURNS TO TOTTY
AUG
8
DOC P AVAILABLE
SEP
15

BUILDERS UNEARTH SI MARSH SKID-FREE UNDERCRACKERS
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THE RUMOUR MILL

The Rumour Mill

Club gossip and rumours, hot off the press! Just don't believe everything you read!

TWO OVERS AT ...

Meet the Players

Learn more about our heroes here! They're a very odd bunch, as you'll discover ...

IMAGE GALLERIES

Image galleries

Our players doing what they do best
- on and off the pitch!

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